1. Always hike with a buddy-preferably a non-grumpy type like Stacy!
3. Sometimes you need to point out cool stuff to your humans. Their noses are inferior to our own advanced olfactory sensory systems.
4. Be courteous and share the road with less fortunate beings that have no legs and rely on feeble wheels. Don't feel bad for them, however, as those guys can really move.
5. Have fun! It is important to take time to connect with your human and with nature!